When Did I Move to Cancun?
24 days to go and I’m doing great! I have minimal backaches, my feet are only ½ size bigger than normal, I’ve only gained 47 lbs and my bouts of intermittent vomiting have ceased momentarily. The oddest of oddities is occurring though with my environment. It might be a side effect of pregnancy, but I’m not sure. Somehow, sometime last week, I went to bed and woke up in Cancun, but without the beer. Everything around me looked exactly like Seattle, mind you, so naturally I’m very confused because it has been over 90F for the past 3 days with 100F temperatures forecasted for the next 3 days. Hence, I’m forced to believe that one of two events has occurred: Earth has moved closer to the sun; or somehow my whole town has beamed itself to Mexico, Star Trek style.
Normally, this would be a great thing. I would be jumping for joy. There is only one thing convincing me that my conclusions are incorrect: whoever beamed us over here didn’t beam any air conditioners. Cancun has air conditioners. Seattle definitely does not.
Can you guess which report is for Mexico, and which is for Seattle?